Polls, Maps and the Complete Chronicles of Denmark

Just to keep the Denmark Chronicles spiced up, I've added a poll to the right side regarding your favorite story on the Danish adventures so far. Here's your chance to rank which stories have made the biggest impression.

Also, to save my sanity and make getting around a bit easier, I've made a list of the daily adventures in the Denmark Chronicles over to the right as well. Now the whole trip so far is right at your fingertips.

Finally, I added a map of Denmark, just to orient you on locations. I know that I love me a good map.

Now, a word to all of you who didn't actually fly to Denmark with me. I like to believe you would have come and you would have enjoyed yourselves. As a result, I've notched up the level of detail to, possibly, a mind-numbing range, just so you really can live the adventure. Now, though, I have frightening dreams that what I'm really doing to you all is forcing you to sit through a slide show presentation of the minutae and entrails of some coma-inducing, personal plod through travel purgatory.

For your sake and mine, let's hope that is not the case.

If it is the case then the only way you or I are going to make it through the next eight days of travel is if you SPEAK UP and Internet-wise scratch your fingernails on the chalkboard and give me a heads up. That fingernail scratching would certainly keep me on my toes.

I'm convinced though that what is getting you through each post now are burning questions such as: "Does Rus ever stop joking?" "Who has the first mental breakdown of the group?" "How many days in a row can Eden wear the same clothes without stabbing herself in the eyes?" and "Is Matt ever awake in a photo?"

To answer those and other feverish formulations, strap yourselves in and hang on to your hats, 'cause folks, this ride ain't over yet.